I had to drive the worst car ever...AMA

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09/03/2016 at 20:00 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:02

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Why?


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:03

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Did you have any sales experience before getting this job?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:03

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How rad was that 3uz.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:04

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How wrong is everyone?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/03/2016 at 20:06

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I worked retail for a summer and have been an admin manager before hand


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/03/2016 at 20:06

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Not rad


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
09/03/2016 at 20:06

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They’re right...its horrible


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jvirgs drives a Subaru
09/03/2016 at 20:07

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A woman came to buy it and it was located at our second location. I had to go get it


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:08

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What was so bad about it?


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:09

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I really want to sell Volvos.

But being 18, no college, with only serving and cashier (at a dealer but) experience. It’s hard to get taken seriously. Even when you have a serious passion


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jvirgs drives a Subaru
09/03/2016 at 20:10

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Steering was numb, it felt like i was 60 years old and retired, there’s no steering connection, the throttle response was “meh”. The only plus side was that it wqs comfy


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/03/2016 at 20:11

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I decided to not want to work in a high pressure dealership, it doesn’t suit me and I felt like I would have no chance.

I work in a smaller place that works as a team and while I do have a quota, it’s not some insane number. Plus i dont have to wear a suit


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:12

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I think it’s rad.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:20

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When I see the words “worst car ever,” I expect to see something like a Dodge Caliber, Nissan Versa, or Dacia Duster. that may be one of the most uninspiring cars ever, but it’s hardly a piece of junk.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:20

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I feel such a visceral hatred for the rear of those cars.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:23

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Didn’t Top Gear name that their “worst car in the world”? The lines are just weird with that hard top down...


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:23

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But Regina George drives one!

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Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:25

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I would have said the Chevette or Vega were the worst car ever. You learn something new everyday.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:33

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Great point there

Honestly why I’d love to sell Volvos (other than the fact that I love their products)

I could never work as sales for Chevy because there’s like 20 salespeople and they all seem like sharks. At least Volvo seems a lot less pushy and a lot of the clients are repeat purchasers or already know what they want.

Glad you are enjoying your new job though!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/03/2016 at 20:36

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Thanks! I’d totally recommend a smaller dealership honestly if you want to get your foot in the door.

The sales team is literally 5 people + the sales manager. There is a system for phone calls and walk in’s so we all get a fair share. I’ve been here since Monday and already have 3 cars out the door. My first month’s goal is 12, the total goal for us all is 80. Inventory is at 161 as of tonight. It’s been a great decision so far.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:45

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Ex Lexus Master tech here (specialist in charge of suspension and steering just like at Lotus, Volvo, Aston, and Mercedes):

SC430

I felt the steering well on those always.

Old people hardly ever owned these.

Good throttle response. That V8 is understressed and legendary.

Had a pretty harsh rebound. Comfy is not a word i’d ever use to describe the ride.

So basically the opposite of what you said. Why is that?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > EL_ULY
09/03/2016 at 20:46

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I’m very picky


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 20:51

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Did you drive it in and out of town for a while?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > EL_ULY
09/03/2016 at 20:56

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I was behind the wheel for a solid 10 minutes moving it around the warehouse then to the dealership


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > EL_ULY
09/03/2016 at 21:17

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Toyota engines are always understressed. The 2UZ could easily squeeze 500 HP with a good tune.


Kinja'd!!! PorkchoPlissken > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 22:54

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Clearly you haven't driven an Aveo. Or enough shitty cars.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/03/2016 at 23:03

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I've actually always loved these. Even after driving a few.


Kinja'd!!! Liam Farrell > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/04/2016 at 11:47

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Nothing compares to how bad the 97x is.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/04/2016 at 22:56

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Was it as bad as a Civic from the era?

I have to wonder how bad a V8 luxury convertible could be in the grand scheme. No matter what the TG-Trio say